Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.