Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!