Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!