Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.