Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we