Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."