Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.