Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.