What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.