What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.