What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.