Row vs. Wade
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Scrambled eggs =p
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
He was not Boeing.
He found Hillary's emails
He used the Hookshot!
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Comatoast!
Vitamin bills!
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
A saddle.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Wade
The fastest way to get across a river.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
My poor, mixed-up kids...
Scrambled egg