Row vs. Wade
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Scrambled eggs =p
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
A dual cabbageway !
A receding hare-line!
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Popcorn.
Popcorn, of course!
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
