What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.