What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p