They can't afford to pay respects.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Pover-tea.