What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!