Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.