Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.