What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.