How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes