How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Artichoke Jokes More Artichoke Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.