How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette