How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

How does it spell?

dg".

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.