Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Which Muppet Are You?

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.