Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.