Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke