What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.