Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!