Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...