What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands