What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...