Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!