Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What's white and 12 inches?

Nothing