How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.