How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.