What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.