How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

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What's a woman's favorite keyboard key?

Ctrl

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!