What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.