What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.