What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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He kept pushing her around.

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You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.