What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.