Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.