How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !