Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker?

Michael Bay Bay Bay

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.