Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King