Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.