What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.