What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.