How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod