How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod