How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.