Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."