Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.