How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.