How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.