What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.