What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!