What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !

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What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!