Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!