What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.