Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.