What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

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one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun