Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.