Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*