Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.