What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.