What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!