Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise