Kurd Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

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What's the national bird of Iraq?

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What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

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Leave.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

How do fish make calls?

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How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil