Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.