What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".