What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."