What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian