What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes