Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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A raise in *celery*.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions