Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.